FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
How did I live without this product?
What if I want more than one Inflatable Fruitcake sent to an address?
What if I want to address the envelope myself?
Will this make my holiday more merry?
Why are fruitcakes so terrible?
How did I live without this product?
We have no idea. Perhaps buying an Inflatable Fruitcake will help to provide you with direction and meaning.
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Who can order this product?
We will proudly ship to any US address! Unfortunately, at this time, we cannot ship to the rest of the world.
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How much is shipping?
Nothing. Nada. Zero. Zip. Shipping is included in the price of the product! There are no hidden charges!
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What if I want more than one Inflatable Fruitcake sent to an address?
You can shop at our parent company Archie McPhee.
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What if I want to address the envelope myself?
You can shop at our parent company Archie McPhee.
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When will my order arrive?
Orders will arrive within 2-3 weeks. For other shipping options, check out our parent company Archie McPhee.
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Will this make my holiday more merry?
There is no way we can guarantee that this product will make your holiday more merry, but we can certainly imply that it will in a way that does not legally obligate us!
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Why are fruitcakes so terrible?
The calories, the flavor, the fuss and muss, the smell, the way they look at you as they sit on your counter, the wars they've started and the way they seem to diminish your luck have all contributed to the fruitcake's position as most hated baked good.
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What is regifting?
Regifting is the act of taking something you have been given and giving it to someone else. Some families pass the same loaf of fruitcake around until it decomposes and falls apart. Using an Inflatable Fruitcake for the same purpose is far more sanitary and frugal!
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